8 Ways I’ve Been Made To Feel About My Asian Eyes
1. I’m 15 and for the first time in my life, a teacher calls me out on sleeping in class when I’ve been awake the whole time. I’m surprised it hasn’t happened earlier, because kids have made fun of my...
View ArticleMy Anaconda Don’t Give A %$#& What You Think About Nicki Minaj’s Butt...
All four of the women in my immediate family have had plastic surgery. One of us had a breast augmentation, one of us had a breast reduction. Two of us had our eyelids lifted. One of us had body...
View ArticleHow To Make Yourself Look Fabulously Ugly With Makeup Apps
Over the summer, I joined a group on Facebook for makeup tips, and one of the geniuses there alerted the group to the existence of makeup apps, specifically ModiFace and Perfect365. The apps are meant...
View ArticleHere’s Everything On Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Ad That Was Photoshopped
Well, it turns out that Justin Bieber’s pubes weren’t the only thing Photoshopped in his Calvin Klein ads. An unretouched photo acquired by BreatheHeavy.com (good luck clicking the link, the site has...
View ArticleWatch How The “Ideal” Female Body Has Changed Throughout History
In this video, BuzzFeed enlists 11 models to give us a look at how female body standards have changed over the course of 3,000 years. Today’s (impossible) beauty standards may seem like they’re here to...
View ArticleBabies Should Hate Their Thighs, That’s Normal, LMAO (Not)
Oh, the scent of dumb bullshit in the morning. Today, it’s this adorable onesie from Wrybaby that reads “I hate my thighs” and is presumably targeted at baby girls. Because there’s nothing like parents...
View ArticleThe Soapbox: Caitlyn Jenner Can Present However She Wants To
Why are cis women blaming Caitlyn Jenner for beauty standards?
View ArticleThe Soapbox: Nicki Minaj’s Point About European Beauty Standards And...
Ed Sheeran, please STFU and have a seat next to Taylor Swift.
View ArticleCourt Rules ‘Borgata Babes’ In Atlantic City Allowed To Fire Waitresses If...
Atlantic City casino ‘Borgata Babes’ was embroiled in a lawsuit over firing waitresses who had not met their standards after employment. The New Jersey appeals court says the Borgata casino’s personal...
View ArticleLet’s All Become Old Crones And Drink In The Woods After Age 25
Leo only dates women between the ages of 20-25, men only like women under 23, and we're over the hill after 29. Let's make the most of it!
View ArticleThere Are Dating Events Just For Skinny Women — And I’m Pissed
In the four years I've been dating in New York City, I really thought I'd seen it all. Especially when the topic of dating horror stories circulates over happy hour, my friends always turn to me and...
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The Soapbox: Caitlyn Jenner Can Present However She Wants To
Let Caitlyn Jenner have her moment, would you? She debuted in all of her glamorous glory yesterday on the cover of Vanity Fair and within hours, … The post The Soapbox: Caitlyn Jenner Can Present...
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50 Reasons You Are Beautiful
Here are 50 vastly different definitions of beauty that I know to be true… 1. It is beautiful to speak another language. It is beautiful to try. 2. Beauty is long hair, and short hair; brown, black,...
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Girl Talk: My First Bikini Wax
I’ve waxed my eyebrows. I’ve waxed my upper lip. But when it came to waxing my ladyparts, I passed. I checked out. I just chose to be a noncombatant. I removed excess hair on my eyebrows and on my...
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